January 11, 2007 @ 3:54 pm | Filed under: Thursday Thirteen

…why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
…why women can’t put on mascara with their mouths closed?
…why don’t you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
…why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
…why is it that to stop Windows XP, you have to click on Start?
…why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?
…why is the person who invests all your money called a broker?
…why are they called apart-ments when they are all stuck together?
…when dog food is new and improved-tasting, who tests it?
…why can a pizza delivery guy get to your house faster than an ambulance?
…why do supermarkets make sick people walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front?
…why do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to the counters?
…why do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won’t miss a call from someone we didn’t want?



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Posted on January 11th, 2007 at 6:27 pmGreat list.
Have a wonderful Thursday
My TT is posted
LURV it!!
and your new design is scrumptious.
Posted on January 11th, 2007 at 11:08 pmGreat list! And now you mention it…why DO all those things happen? Beats me!
Posted on January 12th, 2007 at 5:18 amOOOOHHHHH niiiiiiiiiiiice look!
Posted on January 12th, 2007 at 11:56 amOh my favorite is “you” holding the DC! Too funny!
Posted on January 12th, 2007 at 12:46 pmInteresting questions. I dont think ihave answers to any of those.
Posted on January 12th, 2007 at 2:17 pmThese are GREAT, Staci! Well done!
Amy
Posted on January 12th, 2007 at 3:18 pm